Mr. Itchy Pants & A Cocktail of Relief

 1/4 cup of coconut oil (melted)

 1 cup oatmeal (ground in food processor)

dish tub of warm water

Soak for 10 to 20 minutes or until he starts to get really pissy. Blow dry if the weather is cool or his coat has thickened, long dry time results in wet dog smell that doesn't quit (trust me on this). Properly done yields a comfortable and deliciously smelling k-9. So much so that you might start eating Mounds candybars, I did/do. Or Almond Joy. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.